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See me live on webcamֱֱֳֳֶֶُُُُُُُُ٭٭ֶ٭ֱֶֶThe secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it... ;) May 19 GOOD DRIVER There was this guy sitting on a
park bench muttering to himself and spitting. He would mutter, then spit,
mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit,
"Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn that sonofabitch can
drive", then spit. A man sits down next to him and asks him, "What's going on here? You keep saying, "Damn that sonofabitch can drive, then you spit." "Well," says the guy, "My friend just got a brand-new sports car, so he calls me and asks me if I want to go for a ride. So I say sure, why not?" "He picks me up and we drive up to the mountains. After we have lunch, we start back down the mountain and his brakes go out!! He's pumping the pedal, and nothing!! So now we're picking up speed and the road is all twisty and curvy. We're going faster and faster and it's hard to stay on the road. I've got my fingers embedded in the dashboard, and I'm pleading with him to do something!! We're going about 90 mph now, with a sheer cliff on our right, a 500 foot drop on the other side, an 18 wheeler right on our ass, and an overturned motor home right in front of us. Well, I figure this is it!! I just know we're gonna die!! So I turn to him and say ..."Buddy, if you can get us outta this, I'll give you the best damn blow job you've ever had!!" "DAMN, THAT SONOFABITCH CAN DRIVE!!" ..... (SPIT) WebCam Chat February 06 Valentines Facts and Fables 73% of people who buy flowers for Valentine's Day are men, while only 27 % are womenAbout 1 billion Valentine's Day cards are exchanged each year. That's the largest seasonal card-sending occasion of the year, next to Christmas. About 3% of pet owners will give Valentine's Day gift to their pets December 22 A Sexy Way To Sell Coffins
An Italian company specializing in coffins has come up with anovel idea of
selling its products by unveiling its 2008 calendar with scantily-clad models
posing behind its caskets.
Maurizio Matteucci, owner of Cofanifunebri, said his calendars are available at his company outlets for $14.23. However, his latest promo came under sever criticism from the Roman Catholic Church. "It is good marketing but it is also but also a way to play down such a serious subject and to smile," said Matteucci in defending his sales pitch. "Coffins are consumer goods like any other things, so I sell in the same way as any other consumer goods are sold. The calendar is very popular." April 17 Angel Men cant resist my charms. Life's gettin
somewhat silly and boring when u realize the fact all over and over again ) but
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